Oh dear God, it's a cult...

So, yesterday I bought an extra-large coffee from the overpriced cafe at work. It came in this cup with a sort of 1950s style illustration of people chanting in unison.

They were saying "When I drink coffee, I feel alert! I feel alive! I feel like I can face the world! IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO SING!!!"

Geez, trust them to turn the morning coffee into some kind of bizarre cult. It makes me seriously question what's in it. (From taste alone, I'd surmise it's not actually coffee.)

Here's the photographic evidence:



Could someone rescue me, please?

Allen