Canadian Tourism Slogans for the G8 and G20

I figure with our government spending gobs of cash on this event, we should be exploiting the tourism potential.

1) Canada: We gave FDR polio. What disease will your leader get?
http://www.thestar.com/news/world/g8/article/827138--mosquitoes-up-close-and-personal-at-huntsville-g8?bn=1

2) Canada: If our Fake Lakes are this good, imagine what our real ones are like!
http://www.thestar.com/news/canada/article/820221--tories-defend-2m-fake-lake-being-built-for-summit

3) Toronto: Where our trees are deadly weapons.
http://news.nationalpost.com/2010/06/15/trees-latest-g20-security-casualties/

4) Canada: We're not just for socialists any more
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/g8-g20/economy/tories-launch-global-fight-against-bank-tax/article1572287/

5) Toronto: We may be a ghost town, but we've got cool protesters.
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/torontog20summit/article/827058--g20-turning-downtown-toronto-into-a-ghost-town?bn=1

6) Come to Toronto ... if you miss that police state back home.
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/torontog20summit/article/828367--g20-law-gives-police-sweeping-powers-to-arrest-people?bn=1