Funny news items...

That's funny not so much in a "funny -- ha ha" or "funny -- strange" way as a "funny -- we're like the Roman Empire due to collapse in our own insane decadence" way.

Lethal Leopard Print

http://www.cbc.ca/cp/technology/080107/z010735A.html

Oooh.... hot pink and leopard skin ... for the cougar vigilante on your Christmas list. And now, you can play Ride of the Valkyries on your taser holster as you take the law into your own hands and electrocute someone.

Maybe self-defence is a necessary evil, but were necessary evils meant to be this fun?

So, He's Really God, Right?

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5iO971T168RWLKLSvdFxIMBAhaL2g

Is there anything I can add to this? I doubt the Messiah would get such royal treatment. Is Bush from the House of David or something?

It would be really, really funny if he slept in and missed the sunrise.

Allen